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Child Quote of the Month

January 2010

“Baby’s are no fun at all!  All they do is just cry and suck!”  (A five-year-old’s reaction  to the new addition to the family.)

December 2009

Niki was learning to spell her name.  It started out well:  N….  I….   K…. but when she came to that last letter, she wrote it at the beginning:  “INIK”.
Teacher: “That’s good, but this last “I” goes at the end of your name.”
Reply:  “I know that, but there’s not enough room there!”

November 2009

Some time back, we hooked up to a t.v. to the VCR, so the kids could watch movies in their room.  My daughter wasn’t entirely satisfied and asked, “Can’t we get the kind with commercials instead?”

October 2009

“I have a motorcycle in my mouth.”  (Child is making the vroooooooom sound with his voice.)

September 2009

“I can’t go into outer space, I’m only 6!”  (Child mistakes a trip to Phoenix for a trip to Venus.)